i dont want a job i just want paychecks
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS
Mass UFO Sightings Over Houston
Reports of UFO sightings all over Houston, Texas took the social media by storm a few nights ago with pictures if a circular UFO popping up all over Twitter.
People from all over the city of Houston were posting pictures of a circular UFO that seemed to be following a thunderstorm going through the area.
One witness captured a short video of the UFO.
I live six hours south of Houston and Texas is just abuzz with all of this.
I’m in Houston now #it’shappening
man, what’s going on in this country
turns out the game grumps wiki is pure gold
im just an asshole with feelings
This weekend at the box office, summed up in a gifset.
GUYS WHAT IF MARCELINE AND PB EXCHANGED SHIRTS AND THAT’S WHY PB HAS MARCELINE’S SHIRT AND MARCELINE’S TANK TOP USED TO BE PINK BUT WHAT IF SHE SUCKED THE COLOR OUT OF IT AND SO THAT’S WHY IT’S GREY
1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.
2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.
3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.
4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.
5. Fart when you have to.
6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!
7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.
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I don’t understand why Maned Wolves aren’t more popular on tumblr, I mean look at them
they’re absolutely precious and
in every way
Origin Story, written by Burnie on Geoff’s birthday, two years ago.
Happy 38th birthday, Geoff Lazer Ramsey!
A simple PSA, lest your tail-sporting character look like they’re walking around with a really long poop hanging out of their pants.
The second one is actually anatomically correct. You’d have to either have a second spinal extremity, de-attach the spine from the sacrum, or somehow get rid of the entire sacrum—which is a large chunk of the pelvis and one of the last bones in the spine. It’s the bone that supports the spine and attaches it to the pelvis. Without it, you destabilize the entire skeleton. It’s that hard place nestled between our booty cheeks that always makes us uncomfortable on hard seating.
The tail would logically extend from the sacrum—that’s where the coccyx protrudes from. The tiny tail piece left over from our ancestors. That’s where the tail protrudes from on non-humans, and yeah, that makes it a “butthole tail.”
Sorry to add the commentary but I study anatomy and it’s hard to overlook stuff like this. I feel that misinformation should be stopped whenever possible.
It’s called the Tail Bone for a reason.