OMFG. THIS. SHOW.
What is this beautiful show, I must watch it.
I wanna watch this thing
This guy’s faces are funny.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF
Yes let’s do it for him.
The fact that my two favorite gamers (Markiplier and the Grumps) played Five Nights at Freddy’s made me so happy ;u;
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS
Mass UFO Sightings Over Houston
Reports of UFO sightings all over Houston, Texas took the social media by storm a few nights ago with pictures if a circular UFO popping up all over Twitter.
People from all over the city of Houston were posting pictures of a circular UFO that seemed to be following a thunderstorm going through the area.
One witness captured a short video of the UFO.
I live six hours south of Houston and Texas is just abuzz with all of this.
I’m in Houston now #it’shappening
man, what’s going on in this country
turns out the game grumps wiki is pure gold
im just an asshole with feelings
This weekend at the box office, summed up in a gifset.
GUYS WHAT IF MARCELINE AND PB EXCHANGED SHIRTS AND THAT’S WHY PB HAS MARCELINE’S SHIRT AND MARCELINE’S TANK TOP USED TO BE PINK BUT WHAT IF SHE SUCKED THE COLOR OUT OF IT AND SO THAT’S WHY IT’S GREY
1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.
2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.
3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.
4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.
5. Fart when you have to.
6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!
7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.
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I don’t understand why Maned Wolves aren’t more popular on tumblr, I mean look at them
they’re absolutely precious and
in every way